Presidential History Reprise Surprise

George Washington chopped down a tree as a lad Then told his dad that he'd been bad With the stroke of a pen, Thomas Jefferson kick-started a nation Touting revolution every so often with his Declaration Andrew Jackson had a penchant for whiskey Native Americans found him way too frisky Abraham Lincoln was thin but brave Reunited the nation and freed the slaves As a child Teddy Roosevelt was always ill But as President he led the charge up San Juan Hill His cousin Franklin took over in the Great Depression And then three times won reelection. JFK and Jackie ushered in 'Camelot' 'Til in a Dallas motorcade he was shot Ronald Reagan demanded the Soviets end their stall, "Mr. Gorbachev, please, tear down that wall!" Bill Clinton said, "It's the economy, Stupid!" Before he was cut down by Monica and Cupid And now Mr. Trump draw lines in the sand Saying, "Let's make America great again!" And did you know that Yankee Doodle preferred apple strudel To a leftover dish of cold, wet noodles? Hope you've enjoyed this reprise of Presidential history Which to the majority of Americans is an absolute mystery P.S. Rumors have it that Yankee Doodle is considering a comeback run for POTUS in the 2020 election. His slogan reportedly will be, "Make America handy with Yankee Doodle Dandy." The "Me-too" movement has already dialed in death threats ...