President Obama Has a Dream

President Obama Has a Dream By Elton Camp President Obama is dreaming about the election And the candidate who’d exceed his expectation How wonderful that woman from Alaska would be No one could possibly be as easy to defeat as she Or maybe a black man who Lybia can’t identify And against whom women, bad charges, will try Perhaps even a man from out of the old West Especially if his memory isn’t quite the best Or one who to an unpopular church does belong And seems to be willing to sing about any song Could it be a grouchy, old Libertarian grandpaw Who hates about every government action he saw Dreams of an adulterous, lobbying, fanatical leech Whose job qualifications would be easy to impeach His dream is relaxing and makes him feel content Knowing he is going to serve again as president