Pre-Divorce Lesson Number 3,697
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Being kept penniless was way too much!
Gonna fix my ex's car...
hell, he couldn't do it!
Couldn't find rusted parts...
needle-nose pliers, Phillips,
ratchet, spit, gum...jack.
Hmmmm...reroute spark plugs
thru the injector...
ignition nutrition...ho hum.
Throw out carbuerator...
manifold's too round...
computer don't need this
many circuits...
turning signals' gotta go...
new fuses color the ground blissfully!
Don't you agree, now that you see,
he did the same to me, to me...
I kind of didn't like it.
Oh, and chewing gum shoved
deep inside
that key thingy place...
no spiteful binge!
Just angelic revenge...
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