Preaching Against a Sponge

Some preachers think that Spongebob Squarepants is gay and they'd like to see him be expunged. Instead of preaching against rape, murder and other problems, they preach against a sponge. I use sponges to clean my tub but I don't believe that they're gay. If I did believe that, the men in white coats would take me away. They preach against a cartoon character who isn't even real. When they preach against such a thing, it has no appeal. These preachers should find other things to preach against. Preaching that a sponge is gay makes absolutely no sense. (THIS IS A TRUE STORY.)