Praise Be To the Lord Russia Has Found a Vaccine

Breaking news this just in,

Russian medics have just discovered 
a vaccine or cure for Covid-19

1 sprits of Novichok

1 cup if tea laced with Polonium - 210

Followed by a weekend mini city break

Taking in the 125 meter tall steeple
above Salisbury Cathedral

A symposium on fake news delivered
by Vlad Putin himself

A beginner's introduction to chemistry on the 
periodic tables most toxic poisons

And a crash course in election
tampering 

Then lunch a passing out ceremony
and certificate with matching gift set

And proverbial negative swab test resulting 
in the all clear nothing to see here

Nostrovia vodka for everyone to celebrate
and toast our success
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Cholt Avatar
August 14, 2020 at 1:55 PM
That's enough to cure almost anything. I got a laugh out of the certificate with matching gift set. Nicely done.
Flaherty Avatar
August 14, 2020 at 2:11 PM
Cheers W.A Thanks a lot much obliged very glad you enjoyed it and took the time to comment. Ta
Kavanagh  Avatar
August 14, 2020 at 1:54 PM
Yes you’ve got this one bang on Christopher how can we ever believe anything that comes out of that oligarchical excuse for a country, great stuff cheers David
Flaherty Avatar
August 14, 2020 at 2:14 PM
Cheers David ta my mate. If only it was true it would be unbelievable but im not holding my breath or hanging up my face mask just yet
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