Posted My Hair On Instagram

I posted my hair on instagram. Not the actual hair but a bad photo of it. It got three million hits in two days. So now I am an Internet sensation? I cannot walk down the street without giving autographs. Someone pulled a lock of my hair yesterday! Ouch! My relatives saw my address, so they know I no longer live in a van down by the river. That’s the one bad thing about being an IS. One mistake apparently, paying for it forever. What is this? A check to advertise for Handy Dandy Brush That Hair Company? One dollar and sixty-two cents! I am taking a photograph of my worst cavities now.