Posted My Hair On Instagram
I posted my hair on instagram.
Not the actual hair but a bad photo of it.
It got three million hits in two days.
So now I am an Internet sensation?
I cannot walk down the street without
giving autographs. Someone pulled a lock
of my hair yesterday! Ouch!
My relatives saw my address, so they know
I no longer live in a van down by the river.
That’s the one bad thing about being an IS.
One mistake apparently, paying for it forever.
What is this? A check to advertise for Handy Dandy
Brush That Hair Company? One dollar and sixty-two cents!
I am taking a photograph of my worst cavities now.
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