Daver Austin Poet Narrative

Post Halloween

POST HALLOWEEN

I’m a talkin’ bout them trick-er-treeters last night!
Dang kids cum up on tha porch –
Cum by the bus-loads
Up on tha dang porch!
“Trick er treet!”
Them dang squealee little voices!
Don’t trust none on ‘em
While maw’s a passin’ out nuts ‘n apples ‘n candee ‘n
                                                                                   stuff
I’m ridin’ shotgun    a sittin’ on tha porch swing
I’m talkin’ bout a genyouwine 12 gage babee!
Oh it’s not a couple extree candees i’m wurreed bout
It’s them dang Jones twins
Honriest kids ever
An ya caint tell ‘em with the masks ‘n all
Weel    tha brats knowed some better ‘n ta come
                                 beggin’ on our porch last night
but this mawrnin whin I waked up    look out tha winder
At first I thunk it snowed durin’ tha night
Nope!
Twas a charmin sight
Bout fifty rolls

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Carrie Richards November 9, 2010 at 11:51 AM Charmin poem!! Love it....!!! Did ya shout..."Great Scott! ...dem dag-gum Northern kids again!!??

Tahera Mannan November 4, 2010 at 6:04 AM Hey Daver what a lovely dialect. Your poem reads like a beautiful rhyme. Dang it is good. Thanks for your kind comments.

Robert A. Dufresne November 3, 2010 at 4:24 PM now ya jest noe ah'm a luvin on this a here one a yurin Mistah Jonston! And how! Jest be luvin' da lingo an ah din spect it cumin frum yew no sar ah dint! Got me gouad ya did...raiht guoad! twas a charmin sight!! haha in mah favs wid dis un ma gute fren Daver! And thanks so much for your comment . Means lots coming from you!- Bob

Andrea Dietrich November 2, 2010 at 9:05 PM daver, you got my haiku meaning exactly. I wanted to give the title to it Winter's Christmas Tree, but Deb does not allow haiku to have titles. So thanks for realizing what I was doing with it! Luv, Andrea

Doris Culverhouse November 2, 2010 at 4:47 PM some one did that to a house here I saw... what a mess.

Honesty Oimbo November 2, 2010 at 9:45 AM the choice of words works for me

Dr.Ram Mehta November 2, 2010 at 5:32 AM Very interesting humorous picture you have painted of the post halloween, daver

Kabuteng P.Ink K. November 2, 2010 at 12:17 AM Haha funny post-halloween poem on getting TP'd --enjoyed reading this very much Daver-- tsk tsk on those Jones twins, indeed -- smiles to you-- nikko :)

Andrea Dietrich November 1, 2010 at 10:09 PM hahahha, they got you back really good, DAver. GREAT post halloween goodie!!! LUv, Andrea ps. I bought up SEVEN of those pumpkins and cooked me some seeds!!

Carolyn Devonshire November 1, 2010 at 4:19 PM Stop! You're killing me, Daver. My sides hurt from laughing. I can just see you doing this, Mr. Grumpy! Love, Carolyn