Poor Spider

She looks like death
Eatin on a crippled spider
With a voice like a banshee
And the face of a fighter

She stands in the garden
To keep the crows scared away
When she walks 'cross the floor
The house starts to sway

Medusa was a goddess
With snakes in her hair
But she's no goddess
I promise - I swear

You would have sympathy
If ever you saw
The woman I speak of
My dear Mother-in-Law
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Owens Avatar
February 5, 2010 at 7:04 PM
Very funny ..enjoyed reading...Marty
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February 5, 2010 at 6:34 PM
I LOVE FUNNY POEMS. I ACTULLY READ YOURS TWICE. REAL NICE NICE NICE. I LOVE TO WRITE FUNNY POEMS MY SELF .I WROTE ONE CALLED "LIFE BEING OVER." MY FAMILY DOSE NOT SEE THE FUNNY SIDE TO MY POEMS.75% OF ALL MY POEMS I LIKE TO TAKE THEM OUT WITH A BANG. AND A SMILE. YOUR POEM MADE ME SMILE. FUNNY ....I.T.
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