Poor Poe - Jack Horn

There Was!  ( A COLLABORATION )

by~ JACK HORN

There was a Sheila down under,
Whose dress sense was a big blunder,
She bent over, said,‘Grit’ -
As her tight trousers split,
And farted like claps of thunder!
 
There was an old man from Glencoe,
Whose kilt was made of itchy wool.
Like he had scores of fleas,
He scratched his hairy knees -
And parts where you don’t want to go!


by~ POET DESTROYER

There was Sheila visiting the land Glencoe,
She stared at this old man name Poe.
She was a corny young lady.
Laughed while he scratched his shady,
Than she smiled and said hello.

This old man Poe, was a fine dancer.
Who fell for Shelia's down under enhancer.
Down on his hairy knees,
He begged pretty please!
And confessed the fleas are really cancer.

A collaboration with * Jack Horn

My collaboration contest
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A  Avatar
February 4, 2016 at 10:53 PM
poor poe **SKAT**
Dietrich Avatar
October 17, 2015 at 8:42 AM
Returning to this FUNNY set!! Poe is a bit Halloweenish!! So in your contest on halloween, PD, do you prefer something funny for old poems or something a bit more traditional? Let me know so I can submit something!
Davis Avatar
September 27, 2013 at 6:31 PM
This is very amusing, creative, entertaining, funny and humorous. Gives the reader a reason to smile and chuckle. nice job
Horsman Avatar
December 8, 2012 at 2:32 PM
trawling deep in to your poems, found this collab with jack,, brilliant...
Nasi Avatar
December 6, 2011 at 11:43 PM
Love this......
D. Avatar
October 27, 2011 at 10:08 AM
at least this was somewhat amusing
Nickolyn Avatar
September 15, 2011 at 7:03 AM
This poem made my morning a lot better. Thank you for the giggles;)
Susan Avatar
September 14, 2011 at 11:01 AM
cute limericks! glad it was cancer and not something else...lol!
The Rogue Rhymer Avatar
August 29, 2011 at 11:44 PM
Nice one Destroyer and Jack-it's nice to see two of my favorite poets collaborate! Ohh and I'm sure that your manipulation skills are fantastic but don't let it fool ya, it's pretty much the cleavage. All boys are weak when it comes to boobage :)
Wesley Avatar
August 28, 2011 at 9:12 PM
You two dance well together. Loved the whole bit of humor.
Minardi Avatar
August 27, 2011 at 12:14 PM
so funny!
Williams Avatar
August 27, 2011 at 7:48 AM
good fun all the way, you both obviously had great fun, David
Horne Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 4:11 PM
LOL, I love your part, PD (I should rephrase that, shouldn't I?)
Tacito Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 8:18 AM
Damn fantastic collab. The humor & fun with this piece is clear. It made me smile...
Kendrick Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 7:58 AM
Fun and humor with this one...Enjoyed reading this morn..Thanks for stopping by, reading, and giving a kind review of my work..Sara
Bagnall Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 7:49 AM
I can see you've had fun doing these! thanks for the smiles.
Dietrich Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 12:30 AM
oh, my goodness, such fun foolishness. Some parts made me giggle. A really fun collaboration, Skatt.
Sweetheart Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 12:03 AM
Jack is a gas and a great friend PD my BFF and his words are always so entertaining.. u compliment him in an awesome way luv.. I was just wondering if poets are allowed to write with more than one poet for tracie's contest.. guess will ask her luv.. good luck..hope all is well.. we are in midst of raining event all day in Florida.. awaiting hurricane Irene to show her nasty winds tomorrow..oh..
Ball Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 10:49 PM
WoW! This is very cute but don't think I want to meet this old man. Good job you guys. God Bless, JB
Sivey Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 10:22 PM
I enjoyed a good laugh from this collaboration! Thank you for doing just that for me!! Good luck in the contest!!
A   Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 10:02 PM
SWEET SWEET,, AND FUN....~ limerick fun~ lol.. I took Sheila from down under and set her up for a proposal. Thank you ,Jack Horn....
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