Poor Old Santa Claus

'Twas the night of school program, I was happy because
I was playing the role of good old Santa Claus.
I was dressed all in red as he always is
And eagerly starting to get down to biz
Of filling the stockings all hung with a flair.
I opened my pack and the gifts waiting there.
John has asked for ice skates and I found them at once,
The same with Nell's book, but I felt like a dunce
When the doll for young Susie was not to be seen.
There was nothing but wrapping where it should have been.

The teacher hissed at me to get off the stage.
It was time for the scene that was on the next page.
So I left Susie's sock with out wanted gift
And I knew that next morning, she'd surely be miffed.
I'm wondering how Santa can do what he does.
That he keeps it all straight is a marvel because
He must travel the world in one single night,
Fill millions of stockings and still do it right.

I'll just go ask my Mama to broil him a steak.
Such a big job takes more than some cookies or cake.
And if on Christmas morning, my gift is not there
I'll not be mad at Santa for I wouldn't dare,
When I lost Susie's doll from my little sack,
And Santa must carry the world's largest pack
To hold all the toys that he must deliver,
As he flies over world and ocean and river.
I'll look down the stairs as he takes a big bite,
And silently wish him a wonderful night.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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May Avatar
December 30, 2015 at 11:12 AM
Congrats on your win with this wonderful write
Schumacker Avatar
December 30, 2015 at 1:21 AM
Hi Joyce, I like your logic of a broiled steak for good old St. Nicholas. Congratulations on an excellent win. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year. Earl
A  Avatar
December 29, 2015 at 6:08 PM
JOYCE, Congratulations on your nice win. Enjoy the coming year..... SKAT
Negron Flores Avatar
December 28, 2015 at 7:00 PM
Congratulations on the placement of the contest Joyce.
Allison Avatar
December 28, 2015 at 12:25 PM
Delightful poem Joyce many congrats:-) hugs jan xx
Johnson Avatar
January 20, 2014 at 12:31 PM
How does he do it, does anyone know? When you couldn't do it for one little show. The answer is always beyond comprehension. And the truth to the children, we never should mention. Hope you had a christmas filled with mystery and joy Joyce. Peace. :)
A  Avatar
January 15, 2014 at 9:36 PM
JOYCE, :) Congrats, in the "Santa Claus" contest! Sweet winning poem. laterz ~SKAT~
Dunn Avatar
January 4, 2014 at 3:44 PM
I feel for the old dude myself, how can he do all that he does in just one night, i got a wonderful feeling with this right but it made me hungry lol. But i enjoyed it alot cheri and thank you for your comments on my poem. cheri
Flannery Avatar
January 4, 2014 at 1:56 PM
Such a wonderful poem Joyce. I enjoyed this so much. Santa Claus really is a wonderful person. Congratulations!
Williams Avatar
January 4, 2014 at 12:54 PM
Hello Joyce big congrats and very enjoyable…David
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January 4, 2014 at 7:15 AM
- Santa Claus, contest - sponsored by: Debbie Guzzi is drawn and Christmas is over - CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR WINNING POEM, JOYCE ! - Now Santa Claus needs to take a well-deserved vacation :))) - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
January 4, 2014 at 5:33 AM
Hiya joyce and congratulations love xx
May Avatar
January 3, 2014 at 10:53 PM
I enjoyed this poem thoroughly Joyce..great write...congrats on your win
A   Avatar
January 3, 2014 at 10:15 PM
Joyce, , Congratulations, have yourself an awesome 2014.. Always~ LINDA"
Lamoureux Avatar
January 3, 2014 at 7:53 PM
Excellent! Congrats.
Guzzi Avatar
January 3, 2014 at 5:43 PM
Such a personal take on the tale Joyce that's what I like! You've got my number ;) Congrad's on your win. Light & Love
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