Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Poop Alarm

Man to doctor: I poop every morning at 8:00 A.M.
Problem is, I don't wake up until 9:00 A.M.
Doctor: a messy problem I'd say
Just use lots of flowery spray
And be sure to set your poop alarm for 7:00 A.M. 

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Tom Cunningham April 2, 2019 at 12:34 PM Don't worry the young fillies will tidy you up, might have to open a few windows though. Jack Ellison April 2, 2019 at 1:26 PM Oh, the em-bare-ass-ment of it all!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart April 2, 2019 at 7:42 AM Giggles... Oh, crap. ;) xomo! Jack Ellison April 2, 2019 at 8:30 AM Smart-ass doctor, I'd say! Hope your day is a winner sweet friend! Bunches and bunches and bunches of love, sweet thing!!! Happy Pappy! XOX

James Horn April 2, 2019 at 6:29 AM Latest scoop, problem concerning poop that through me for a loop. So maybe I should write a poem about it. Jack Ellison April 2, 2019 at 6:51 AM Poetry can always do with another poop poem! LOL BTW are you still ahead of me in sheer numbers posted???