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Poop Alarm

Man to doctor: I poop every morning at 8:00 A.M. Problem is, I don't wake up until 9:00 A.M. Doctor: a messy problem I'd say Just use lots of flowery spray And be sure to set your poop alarm for 7:00 A.M.

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Date: 4/2/2019 12:34:00 PM
Don't worry the young fillies will tidy you up, might have to open a few windows though.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/2/2019 1:26:00 PM
Oh, the em-bare-ass-ment of it all!!!
Date: 4/2/2019 7:42:00 AM
Giggles... Oh, crap. ;) xomo!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/2/2019 8:30:00 AM
Smart-ass doctor, I'd say! Hope your day is a winner sweet friend! Bunches and bunches and bunches of love, sweet thing!!! Happy Pappy! XOX
Date: 4/2/2019 6:29:00 AM
Latest scoop, problem concerning poop that through me for a loop. So maybe I should write a poem about it.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/2/2019 6:51:00 AM
Poetry can always do with another poop poem! LOL BTW are you still ahead of me in sheer numbers posted???

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