Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Poop Alarm

Man to doctor: I poop every morning at 8:00 A.M.
Problem is, I don't wake up until 9:00 A.M.
A messy problem I'd say
Use lots of flowery spray
And be sure to set your poop alarm for 7:00 A.M. 

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Tom Cunningham February 4, 2019 at 12:51 PM Stop eating, problem solved. Jack Ellison February 4, 2019 at 2:50 PM Can't... I love to eat!!! It's my favorite hobby besides........

Carolyn Devonshire February 4, 2019 at 9:12 AM If I had this problem, the bedding would have to be washed every day! Cute limerick, Jack. Jack Ellison February 4, 2019 at 9:14 AM It's a calamity!!! But in "time", things will work out!!! XOX

M. L. Kiser February 4, 2019 at 7:55 AM BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Stop it! HAHAHAHHHHAAHAHHAAHA...where do you get these? Jack Ellison February 4, 2019 at 7:59 AM Get em from my silly wacko brain! LOL, It's a bit unstable methinks!!! Love, Happy Jack XOXOX

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart February 4, 2019 at 7:40 AM LOL! Oh, crap ;p Jack Ellison February 4, 2019 at 7:52 AM Silly eh! Fun though eh! Love, Happy Jack XOX