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Poop Alarm

Man to doctor: I poop every morning at 8:00 A.M. Problem is, I don't wake up until 9:00 A.M. A messy problem I'd say Use lots of flowery spray And be sure to set your poop alarm for 7:00 A.M.

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Date: 2/4/2019 12:51:00 PM
Stop eating, problem solved.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2019 2:50:00 PM
Can't... I love to eat!!! It's my favorite hobby besides........
Date: 2/4/2019 9:12:00 AM
If I had this problem, the bedding would have to be washed every day! Cute limerick, Jack.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2019 9:14:00 AM
It's a calamity!!! But in "time", things will work out!!! XOX
Date: 2/4/2019 7:55:00 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Stop it! HAHAHAHHHHAAHAHHAAHA...where do you get these?
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2019 7:59:00 AM
Get em from my silly wacko brain! LOL, It's a bit unstable methinks!!! Love, Happy Jack XOXOX
Date: 2/4/2019 7:40:00 AM
LOL! Oh, crap ;p
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2019 7:52:00 AM
Silly eh! Fun though eh! Love, Happy Jack XOX

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