Poop Alarm
Man to doctor: I poop every morning at 8:00 A.M.
Problem is, I don't wake up until 9:00 A.M.
A messy problem I'd say
Just use lots of flowery spray
And be sure to set your poop alarm for 7:00 A.M.
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2019
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