Politicians the World Over

Politicians the world over
Love a greasy combover
Tell copious lies
And wear gaudy ties.

Politicians the world over
Hope scandals will blow over 
Have scrotum necks
And never have extramarital sex.

Politicians the world over 
Perform even while hungover 
Love to show piety
Especially the Christian variety.

They feather their own nest
The common people they detest 
Each other they will talk-over 
That’s politicians the world over.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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