Politicians

Why can’t politicians Keep their privates in their pants? It seems they whip ‘em out The minute that they have a chance! They knock up all the household help, Force interns to their knees; Attack the maids and misbehave To varying degrees. A female who’s in politics Lets common sense prevail, Then doesn’t have to claim She’s on the Appalachian trail. A word of caution to the males – Nobody likes a skipper Who keeps one hand upon the helm, The other on his zipper! Ilene Bauer (http://primetimerhyme.blogspot.com)