Politicians
Why can’t politicians
Keep their privates in their pants?
It seems they whip ‘em out
The minute that they have a chance!
They knock up all the household help,
Force interns to their knees;
Attack the maids and misbehave
To varying degrees.
A female who’s in politics
Lets common sense prevail,
Then doesn’t have to claim
She’s on the Appalachian trail.
A word of caution to the males –
Nobody likes a skipper
Who keeps one hand upon the helm,
The other on his zipper!
Ilene Bauer (http://primetimerhyme.blogspot.com)
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