Mickey Pig Knuckles Poet Rhyme

Poked Again

" Poked Again "

I went to the farmers market
on a hot summers day
standing in a long line
patiently waiting to pay.

I felt something poking me
right in the behind
I just kind of ignored it
I was trying to be kind.

The long line was moving
slowly very slowly
Suddenly, I felt it again
poking right into me.

It poked me firmly
right in my behind
I reached around to feel it
and here is what I find.

I touched it with my fingers
it was hard and long
poking into my behind
is so very wrong.

I wrapped my fingers around it
feeling it up and down
I’m glad no one noticed
my embarrassed frown.

While my fingers held it
I was Poked Again
I turned my head and saw a man
standing with a grin.

I turned around all red faced
the line moved up ahead
just one more poke from this man
and for sure he will be dead.

I made it to the cashier
and quickly paid for my food
when then I felt another poke
this man is extremely rude.

I turned around so angry
thinking this is such a bummer
then I saw his basket
filled with a cucumber.

I was now so embarrassed
with nothing left to say
as I left the farmers market
on this hot summer day...

Penned By MPK

NOTE: Everyone Needs A Good Deep Belly Laugh As Good Humor Is A Good Thing...

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Vince Suzadail Jr. July 23, 2008 at 6:22 AM Look on the brighr side, it could have been roses. They hurt!!! Fun write. Vince

Carrie Richards July 12, 2008 at 8:23 AM I love your wonderful sense of humor. We all need to laugh more often, and this was such a fun way to start my day! Fondly, Carrie

James Foulk July 11, 2008 at 12:40 PM Mickey this was a very funny poem with a ending i was not expecting. well rhymed nicely written. thank you for reading my poems and for your kind coment, keep writing.

Jaime Ferreyros July 11, 2008 at 11:24 AM I was very worried for you mickey...and also for that poor man.LOL!!! Peace, Jaime

Carol Sunshine Brown July 11, 2008 at 9:31 AM Mickey, for shame I almost wet my pants laughing. You are a hoot. Outstanding. You have made the day for me and I am sure it will for anyone who reads this. You rock. Love, Carol

Michael Jordan July 11, 2008 at 9:07 AM Mickey - this poem cracked me up - good story with excellent flow -