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Poetry Police License Registration Warrant Slam

Sir,

Hands off that Pen

Can i see your Poetry

License and Registration please

Sorry we have had several complaints

From both critics and reader's

That your Poem's aren't up to scratch

And i tend to agree with them

So unless you want me to come
back with a warrant

Put a lid on it

Find yourself another hobby

One that doesn't involve word's
and thoughts

Otherwise you will have your day
in court

For crimes against Literature

And the Prosecution has a list of
witnesses as long as your arm

Willing to testify your word's do
far more harm than good

Your Pen is an offensive Weapon

Sharper than Sword and Stones

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 12/27/2019 1:11:00 PM
maybe that is why I lost my muse for a months and my licence was revoked for a time lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Christopher Flaherty
Date: 12/27/2019 1:21:00 PM
Lol Jan Well let me be the 1st to welcome you back Hugs back
Date: 12/20/2019 6:05:00 PM
Cool slam. Apt. x
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Christopher Flaherty
Date: 12/20/2019 6:17:00 PM
Lol L.L High 5/0
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Lady Labyrinth
Date: 12/20/2019 6:06:00 PM
book 'em Danno.

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