Poetry Police License Registration Warrant Slam

Sir, Hands off that Pen Can i see your Poetry License and Registration please Sorry we have had several complaints From both critics and reader's That your Poem's aren't up to scratch And i tend to agree with them So unless you want me to come back with a warrant Put a lid on it Find yourself another hobby One that doesn't involve word's and thoughts Otherwise you will have your day in court For crimes against Literature And the Prosecution has a list of witnesses as long as your arm Willing to testify your word's do far more harm than good Your Pen is an offensive Weapon Sharper than Sword and Stones