Poetry Contests I Do Not Enter

write the most depressing mournful doleful macabre missive make sure it is less than one hundred words write something you would be embarrassed to write. make sure it is less than one hundred and fifty words. write a poem about something you did that you are ashamed to tell anyone in less than two hundred words. I am not in the least interested in competing in any of these three poetry contests. I cannot imagine any other poets would want to either.