John Lawless Poet Footle

Plumbers Bummers - Five Footles

PLUMBERS BUMMERS -  FIVE FOOTLES

Brain Drain

Dumber
Plumber

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Oshkosh – OH MY GOSH!!

Butt crack
gone slack

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Plumb Sexy

No stench
wrench wench




Contra-Septic

Blue pill
bag fill




Pay Day

No rush
He’s flush



©3/23/2017

submitted to – FABULOUS FUN FOOTLES – Poetry Contest

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John Michaels April 2, 2017 at 4:52 AM Nice write. I particularly like "Butt crack / gone slack" :) Congrats!

Alexis Y. April 1, 2017 at 8:44 AM Hi John, Congratulations on your 1st place win in the contest. It was well deserved: -) Alexis

Jan Allison March 31, 2017 at 6:08 PM I can't believe I am the first one to comment on these John - the Oshkosh one was sheer creative genius absolutely hilarious!!!:-) many congrats on your win:-) hugs jan xx John Lawless April 1, 2017 at 8:35 AM Alas, Jan, my plumbers Footles slipped through the cracks...hehehe.....thanks for appreciating their "toilet" humor.