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Pluck a Poet

Loves me, Loves me not?
Loves me, Loves me not?
Plucking petals is biased, as most flowers have 5 petals!
Counting the fingers and toes
of a poet, is ever so biased as well!
My dear, do you pluck me as a poesy, rhymester bard, 
to test my love for you in similar ways? 
To test the mettle of my wordsmithy scent charged sprays?
Would you love me if my words were ordinary plain speaking?
If my verses didn't rhyme?
Were not iambic pentameter, with five pairs to a line, ending unstressed! 
If my sweet nothing whispers were rambling random, pussy purrs?
Not charged with double-meanings and hidden messages between the lines?
So tell me, my love, as honest as you can,
do you like the poet's word play and embellishment,
spoken by a twisted tongue, that can have irony's nail at the end of the tale?
Do you like your servings with enjambment, or just strawberry jam on toast?
Does a phonetic diphthong and sing along speech annoy you,
when chock full of rhymes, jangles, clangs, corny alliterations, onomatopoeia, metaphors and weird emotive words!
Or do you like plain simple steel-cut rolled-oat muesli meals, au naturel, unadorned?
My Dear, own up, pucker up, pluck me, and tell me true.
Would you still love me if I wasn't a poet, so blue?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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September 13, 2023 at 1:41 PM
Thanks for writing and congratulations on your placement.
Anderson Avatar
September 13, 2023 at 2:09 PM
Thanks for your kind words. Best Wishes!
Poet Avatar
August 31, 2023 at 5:45 PM
Oh, John, I can't help but burst into uncontrollable laughter at the sheer brilliance of your poem! It's as if every word has been carefully orchestrated to create a symphony of humor and joy. I wish you the absolute best of luck in the contest, where I'm sure your exceptional composition will shine like a radiant star amidst a sea of competitors.
Anderson Avatar
August 31, 2023 at 6:24 PM
Thanks very much. I'm so glad you liked it. Cheers and Best Wishes!
Allison Avatar
August 31, 2023 at 2:23 PM
thanks for the giggles John:-) hugs Janxx
Anderson Avatar
August 31, 2023 at 2:28 PM
Yeah Thanks!
Kaufman Avatar
August 31, 2023 at 12:44 PM
This is hysterical John. Thanks so much for the belly laugh.
Anderson Avatar
August 31, 2023 at 12:49 PM
Thanks a lot. Glad you enjoyed it!
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