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Playing with native Nigerian names

omo-gori-ola- "often only hollas" but... its my mic not ikenna's aunty tee momohmutana-seems to like plenty tea more than bannnas Gertrude? NO! she aint RUDE! dont. .. slam her Olumide- he's only mild...wasnt dissing her. the scribe-his drive, like with five lives. ask him..how many wives? ayo deji israel...he! like pharao caged israel osas...yea she passed segun fagbemi....see a gun.. for enemies Nkeoma eze ojukwu...ink on my essay. oh! look you!. desmond...diamond cant exchage for salamis Abedego...give a bed to every negro but not simon. Adejoke..please add a joke. Aisha... like chineese geishas...o! tush ...for him guess who is coming to leo's dinner... carolina florence... the occurence, please give her my prefference. jenny...doesnt owe rent.. she's not just any kent. Adewale...aid well to shine we put nuga. abayomi mykel, - apart from me, who cares? Bukola shogbamu booked all on her-she's bam katerina daniel,- dating her?- come in here! hunk jozey darlington, - but why suck joze's darlin's tin? sharon samuel, i shall run- but not from a carmel missdazzling rhoda chuks, .... hooked! i miss. jazz, it aint louder here is the trick. pronounce the latter with the sound of the former in mind and you'll be surprised. omo-gori-ola- often-only-hollas" itimo-mike-ikenna its my-mic-not-ikenna's aunty-tee-momoh-mutana- plenty-tea-more-than-bannnas Gertrude?- Elam-ar aint RUDE! -dont. .. slam her Olumide- A-desin-a only mild...wasnt-dissing-her the scribe-his drive, like five lives.ask him..how many wives? ayo-deji- israel.. pharao-caged-israel osas...yea she passed segun- fagbemi. see a gun.. for enemies Nkeoma- eze- ojukwu... ink on my -essay. -oh! look you! desmond...salami diamond cant exchange for salamis A-bed- nego...simon a bed to every negro-but not simon. Ad-e-joke.. add a joke. Aisha... ottun- raheem geishas-o! tush-for him guess who is coming to leo's dinner... carolina florence... the occurence, please give her my preferrence! jenny...doesnt owe rent.. cos she is kent Adewale... ade-nuga aid well- to shine well-adding-nuga (nuga here is a brand of shoe polish) lol. a-ba- yo-mi. .my-kel, - a-part-from-me, who cares? Buk- ol- a. sho- gbamu booked all on her-she's bam katerin-a dan -iel,- dating her?- come in here! hunk- jozey- darling-ton, - suck- joze's-darlin's-tin? sha-ron sa-muel i shall run- but not from a -car-mel chuks- missd- azz- ling - rhoda. hooked! i missed- jazz, -it aint - louder

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Date: 9/4/2017 12:25:00 AM
Stylish!....
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Omogoriola Bisayo
Date: 10/7/2017 2:01:00 AM
Thanks josh. Pls do read up my other poems and be sure to drop your comments on them.