Playing With Homophones

The bain of authors, homophones, and this, I will add is not an ad in favour! I have, I've walked down many an aisle on many an isle. Drawn an arc whilst designing an ark. I'm aurally embarrassed causing me to be orally harrassed! My breath bated as I wait for the results of my baited trap. I could be a bard if I wasn't barred from reciting my poems. Based on advice by the chef of the day I know when I baste my joint it'll be okay. Bow, beau and bow, I give up, what do I know? What I do know is Mother Nature found Earth, Made it her berth and gave birth to us all. Well on homophones I've feasted, but, now I'm going to try some roast boar, and, whilst eating I'm thinking and hoping you didn't find the first course a bore. And not too corse else I'll really feel sore. If you did? Don't brood as I've brewed ya a cuppa to wash it all down! As I know y'all be asking for more. Ah, my son is shouting, "The sun is shining please take me out for the day"! 5/13/18 Premiere II - Open Poetry Contest sponsored by rob cormac