Playful Nutcracker Stockings

The nutcracker stockings could not resist the urge to play They sat silent without moving the entire long day But at night when the lights went out, They began to whirl twirl, twist and shout We are the nutsies, the mighty mighty nutcrackers! These silly humans are crazy, completely polly-wackers! The humans heard, and two ran down the stairs. But the stockings were fast, and they hung and gave them stares. The humans went back up and the nutcrackers sang a song. Footsteps on the stairs, they knew it would not be long. The humans were bamboozled, confused, did not know what to do. Nutcracker stockings kept them on their toes until a quarter after two.