Playdate

Thanks for coming to my play date. I'm so glad you’re still my friend. Let’s forget our little quarrel. [Duh! You think it’s gonna end?] Hope you’re ready for a good time. [‘cause that’s just what I intend.] I’ve got games to entertain us. Girl, it’s gonna be a gas! We’ll play leap frog, tag, and Twister. Girl, we're gonna go first class! Pin the tail upon the donkey. [Girl, you're such a sorry ass.] We’ll have cookies, cake, and ice cream, Chocolate swirl, and mint pecan, And a couple sweet surprises I’ve got planned for later on! [I put Quaaludes in the Kool-Aid; Hid a camera in the john!] Then we’re gonna to take some pictures.... [Girl, I’m gonna own your soul] ...to commemorate our play date! [I’ll have absolute control.] All your friends will want to see you! [Passed out on the toilet bowl.]