Playdate
Thanks for coming to my play date.
I'm so glad you’re still my friend.
Let’s forget our little quarrel.
[Duh! You think it’s gonna end?]
Hope you’re ready for a good time.
[‘cause that’s just what I intend.]
I’ve got games to entertain us.
Girl, it’s gonna be a gas!
We’ll play leap frog, tag, and Twister.
Girl, we're gonna go first class!
Pin the tail upon the donkey.
[Girl, you're such a sorry ass.]
We’ll have cookies, cake, and ice cream,
Chocolate swirl, and mint pecan,
And a couple sweet surprises
I’ve got planned for later on!
[I put Quaaludes in the Kool-Aid;
Hid a camera in the john!]
Then we’re gonna to take some pictures....
[Girl, I’m gonna own your soul]
...to commemorate our play date!
[I’ll have absolute control.]
All your friends will want to see you!
[Passed out on the toilet bowl.]
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