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I spent my day shopping for rubies for my Mommy who wished to mate misheard though because I was small asked for boobies instead for her date the vendour asked me how many I replied I only had money for one he offered two small ones instead in that way cost would not overrun silicone or saline he wanted to know water goes well with my rubber duck I’d like them squeaky please dear Sir but I can’t say what rhymes with suck they go with shackles or do they not would you kindly wrap this small gift she said about suspense or suspenders the present has to give her face a lift then I need two rings but have little dosh a stud is what she called Dady at night ripple rings the two have also mentioned but are the two tit offerings watertight must not wet sheets when evening comes they tell me off when I pee in my pajama threaten me with going back into diapers by the sound there is enough adult drama cash or plastic the shopkeeper enquired but you mentioned sodium chloride solution plastic is like rubber and they’re not using any and in any case there is quite enough pollution here is my piggy bank for payment trick or treat I give you that and can throw in some lubrication from the night stand to oil this smooth transaction now I must rush not to miss this eventful occasion oh one last thing or am I pushing your pleasure I think Dad needs a penal extension or a trembler for when he runs out of steam in hot shot pursuit this party is a treasure hunt they’ll always remember 09th July 2020
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