Sidney Beck Poet Couplet

Plastic Bag Plagiarism

PLASTIC BAG PLAGIARISM



I thought it was all over but I have 
Been assaulted by  a  plagiarists’ wave, 
And I felt  used, abused,  dirty .
I’ve received insults  about a plastic  bug (about thirty)
And a plastic bog.    Some have referred 
To my plastic as being merely big;  or claimed (and erred)
To have seen how my poor dead plastic begs.
But the most heartlessly cruel  dregs
Were making  “plastic dog”  jokes,
Not to mention the bombastic pseudo-erudite folks
With their sarcastic  references (often sick)
To elastic  clastics  in the mastic,
And how my “idiot” dog  was  enthusiastic, 
Though drastic and rustic. 


From people’s cruelty there seems no refuge
But, who knows?  When they get to the pearly gate
They could come face to face  with a huge 
Plastic dog determining their fate.

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Poet Destroyer A November 12, 2011 at 10:18 PM SIDNEY..... Enjoyed your poem~ Thank you for sharing. Have yourself a wonderful night.. Take care ;-) ..LINDA

Andrea Dietrich November 12, 2011 at 12:51 PM haha, a huge plastic dog. I think it could not be too threatening. Hey Sydney, I hope I hear from you soon. I miss your comments. you are such a clever poet!

Tony Lane November 12, 2011 at 12:29 PM Arf!