Sidney Beck Poet Couplet

Plagiarists Beware

PLAGIARISTS     BEWARE


My(1) dog(2) went(3) out(4) again(5) today(6) 
And(7) watched(8) some(9) children(10) in(11) the(12) hay(13)




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NOTES

(A)    A     full list of references  (1) - (13) is available on request (S/A envelope needed)

(B)  All rights reserved.  I withhold all rights to the maximum extent allowable under law.

Any unauthorised broadcasting, public performance, copying or re-recording will constitute an infringement of copyright, unless it is in North Korea or Yemen.

Permission will be granted to reproduce for personal and educational use only  for schools, hospitals for the insane, camps for re-orientation in North Korea or Yemen.  
Commercial copying, hiring, lending,borrowing, plagiarism, stealing, and destruction by fire is prohibited. Use as toilet paper is equally prohibited.

May be used free of charge by  members of minority groups, only if they are accompanied by  a member of the majority group. Selling without prior written consent prohibited.  Selling the written consent itself  is equally prohibited.

Even the mildest infractions of these conditions will be punishable to the fullest extent of the law.

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Nette Onclaud October 14, 2011 at 6:02 PM plagiarism is a criminal offense or a misdemeanor.... and how did you get my original piece again, lol!!... :) huggs

Brenda Atry October 13, 2011 at 7:55 PM Very clever

Nancy Jones October 13, 2011 at 6:06 PM how bigga stamp needed for international commerce?

Kabuteng P.Ink K. October 13, 2011 at 2:58 PM Ooh! You can publish a "My Dog Went Out" series now.... but BOOHOO about the notes!! That's deplorable! and I was out of toilet paper, too ;)

Francine Roberts October 13, 2011 at 1:35 PM but Syd this bears an uncanny resemblance to my poem " My dog went out again today and watched some children at their play". I'm not sure if I should be flattered or sue you ( just kidding of course, I can't afford a lawyer)

Tony Lane October 13, 2011 at 1:23 PM You're killing me. This is great. Tony