Pillow Talk Abuse Collaboration With Pd

PILLOW TALK ABUSE     (collaboration)


by~ Andrea Dietrich

Again you’re droning on and on and on. 
Yada, yada, yada, yada, yada. 
My time for beauty sleep will soon be gone. 
Why can’t you close your eyes?  You know you oughta. 
Just press those lips together tight and zip! 
My lids are getting heavy as you talk. 
So now I offer you this little tip. 
Why don’t you go outside and take a walk? 
The clear night air might open up your mind
before you kill the bush you’re beating round. 
You’re killing ME; I hate to be unkind, 
but when I start to doze, I hear that sound . . . 
Yakety, yakety, yakety, yakety, yak. . . 
Please shut your trap. We’ve long since hit the sack!


by~ Poet Destroyer

Congratulations for thinking your work is done.
You may be tired  but you’re not the only one.
I sure hope you like spending your time all alone
All the young ones are grown and away from home.
So, I have no choice to yap yap yap' when you're around.
But, I do this to annoy, before my other annoying snoring sound.
Ever since I remember the beauty line is to late.
Don't forget my yapping mouth is what brings dinner to your plate?
But think of the funny way you want me to zip my lips tight.
My yakety yak is what gets me going through the night.
Retire your eyes else where, if you can't hear me out!
Wouldn't you rather me beat the bush, than to hear me shout.
Your ungrateful ways are like a sleeping pill.
Talking to you is like talking to a wall~ " oh! What a thrill!"
Maybe if you say a word or two, your mouth would put me to sleep
So my dear, talking to you is better than counting sheep.


Hope PD won't mind me showing me this one again!
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Guillermo - Fraser Avatar
June 2, 2014 at 4:54 AM
hahaha what a fabulous write is this.. :) twoof the great poetess here in one action pack write.. :D!! i have giggles and well so inspire by both of you.. :)
Macfarlane Avatar
November 16, 2013 at 8:52 PM
This is a riot, great bantering!....love both sides, shows how lack of communication can seriously affect a relationship. Terrific write you two! Hugs
J.T. Avatar
November 12, 2013 at 12:40 PM
Nicely done. I really like this one and congrats on the win
May Avatar
November 11, 2013 at 6:48 PM
congrats to you both ...It was a fun read
Ligon Avatar
November 11, 2013 at 10:22 AM
Fun collaboration. Many couples can relate to one or the other. Congrats to you both!
Devnath  Avatar
November 11, 2013 at 6:41 AM
Congratulation my friend on your win. Loved always, bl
Mehta Avatar
November 11, 2013 at 4:21 AM
Congratulations on the win, Andrea
A  Avatar
November 10, 2013 at 9:26 PM
ha this one was crazy, Andrea ... Congratulations, thanks for the support..... ~SKAT~ LOVE
Brown Avatar
September 21, 2011 at 12:15 PM
Congratulations on your co-write win in P.D.'s "Collaborate With Me" contest Andrea. Love, Carol
Mehta Avatar
September 17, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of P.D.,Andrea
Falotico Avatar
September 17, 2011 at 8:39 AM
A wonderful colab and win, congrats my friend....always Michael
Ramsdale Avatar
September 17, 2011 at 3:31 AM
Congratulations on your accomplished place in the contest "collaborate with me"...CR
Horne Avatar
September 16, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Many congrats on all your wins, Andrea : ) I didn't see the film about Roswell, but I'm a firm believer in UFOs and I think there was a huge cover up, with witnesses made to look like nuts
Long Avatar
September 16, 2011 at 11:06 AM
great job congrats on your win cory
Sweetheart Avatar
September 16, 2011 at 8:03 AM
Congrats Andrea on another awesome win with this collab with PD.. superb and clever u two blend so very well.luv..enjoy..my friend..enjoy..
A   Avatar
September 16, 2011 at 1:46 AM
Andrea, Congratulations on your wacky entry... don't worry. i'm just mimicking you...lol... love the comment you left on my latest poem,, have asweet one,..p.d.
Babcock Avatar
August 18, 2011 at 10:49 PM
Enjoyed this poem and you both are making me sleepy just reading it. ha ha You know how I love and need my sleep. GREAT POEM. love phyl
Sweetheart Avatar
August 16, 2011 at 10:54 PM
yes this is a good one Andrea.. I read it on PD's list yesterday and was impressed with your humor luv.. good luck in the contest...
Falotico Avatar
August 15, 2011 at 5:19 PM
Such an amazing collab form 2 of the Soups most talented poets and friends... You too work so well together and I look forward to more ..luv Michael
Horne Avatar
August 15, 2011 at 2:58 PM
LOL, I've just read this one (PD's post) and it still gave me a chuckle.
Poet Avatar
August 15, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Enjoyed this funny collab poem very much Andrea.An interesting write.Best wishes.
K. Avatar
August 15, 2011 at 11:11 AM
I super enjoyed reading this poem-- gosh I am smiling here with this funny poem; I really liked how pd answered your part, Andrea and your part is so cute, it sure sounds like you are so annoyed! Haha! Very entertaining & cool collab :D hugs to you :)
Susan Avatar
August 15, 2011 at 8:44 AM
i like the humor in this. i bet it was a fun write! soupmail :)
A   Avatar
August 15, 2011 at 2:49 AM
You are welcome Andrea,... and yes.. i will fix mine tomorrow... lol... better yet ~ you fix it for me... hahhah... and let me know what you where going for,..p.d.
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