Pie Thief

Gimme back my pie don't be so lazy, take my food, are you crazy? I was just going to take a bite, now my pie is nowhere in sight. I look and see that you are a bum, 'cause your face is covered with pie crumbs. "You thief, let my pie be"! You mumble back with a gob full, "Who me"? I had to work hard to steal that pie. You thought you'd snatch it when you walked by. I'm tellin' Mom, you're gonna die, She'll give you a whoppin' for stealin' her pie.