Pie Thief

Gimme back my pie don't be so lazy,
take my food, are you crazy?
I was just going to take a bite,
now my pie is nowhere in sight.

I look and see that you are a bum,
'cause your face is covered with pie crumbs.
"You thief, let my pie be"!
You mumble back with a gob full, "Who me"?

I had to work hard to steal that pie.
You thought you'd snatch it when you walked by.
I'm tellin' Mom, you're gonna die,
She'll give you a whoppin' for stealin' her pie.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Laurie Avatar
March 1, 2019 at 6:55 PM
G'day Timothy … getting between a man and a pie has consequences - thanks Timothy - Lindsay
Mcguire Avatar
March 1, 2019 at 7:28 PM
You got that right mate!
Gorelick Avatar
March 1, 2019 at 5:59 PM
I love anything related to pie, including your poem. BG
Mcguire Avatar
March 1, 2019 at 7:28 PM
That you Barbara! Me too
Gauthier Avatar
March 1, 2019 at 5:14 PM
You're leaving us hanging as to what kind of pie it was, Timothy... LOL
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