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Pickup Lines

People say the craziest things When they're trying to pick up a girl None of these ever seem to work But I'll try to give it a whirl Is it hot in here or is it just you I have heard some people say Hi there, you wanna get some air Cause you took my breath away Can I give you directions to my heart Is as cheesey as they come Or God must be missing an angel Cause Heaven is where you're from Haven't I seen you before in here Well, maybe in my dreams I'm sure you've probably heard them all They never get old it seems And if you were a broom You'd sweep me off of my feet I hope you'll never try these lines On any woman you meet

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 2/24/2010 5:40:00 PM
larry, don't stand out in the rain too long, cause sugar melts. JHL
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Date: 2/23/2010 7:38:00 AM
Very intresting I enjoyed reading. Very useful. ...irma
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Date: 2/23/2010 7:25:00 AM
Very funny. Wish I knew these when I was young - which was about fifty years ago!
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Date: 2/23/2010 7:06:00 AM
Can I use your cell phone? Because I need to call god and tell him one of his angels are missing.......... Girl, if god made anything prettier I hope he kept it for himself.... Did it hurt??? When you fell from heaven..... Your parents must be terrorist because your the bomb....... Come on man, cheesy pick up lines are the way to make em smile..... You have to know the right one to use..... Good write my friend....:JP]
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