Pet Peeves

Nothing pisses me off the most than two Tom cats upon a post tirelessly, persistently, crying at three o'clock in the early morning. A thing I'm not keen and tolerant of class Aves defecators’ way up above flying, flighty, feathery thugs pooping on my Volkswagen bug. You all may find these peeves ridiculous but often I find myself defenseless against meowing cats’ hysteria and a flock of birds with diarrhea. I'm not averse to all animal rights just these two things that happen every night!