Perspective

If mosquitoes ate fat instead of blood there would be rows of overweight people laying out at night like beached whales coated in oily attractants hoping they present a savoury snack soon salons would offer overnight specials "Lose While You Sleep" shysters would schill packets of special eggs "Bred To Suck Harder" until the fad fades with the discovery of some previously unknown disease for which mosquitoes are the unwitting vector however ... mosquitoes suck blood (like salesmen)