Personification Per Phats

Plump, personable, and priggish, she has a propensity for cats. We call her witch woman for she is followed by vampire bats. They call out her name, I think it is Personification Per Phats. I stay away from her broom as she pushes off from Arrowhead Flats. No one in town runs to put out their plastic welcome mats. She has a spell book according to my Great Uncle Drats. Today I saw her riding her broom with a basket full of cats. They were snarling and growling and kicking those bats.