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Period

Her pheromones screamed, "We must breed!
So find someone fast for the deed!"
Though her body begs
The shelf life of eggs
Determine how long she will bleed.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 6/11/2019 11:59:00 PM
"the shelf life of eggs" - this is hilarious!
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Date: 6/8/2019 10:07:00 AM
Funny title for this so true limerick. It's so funny to me that we use the word "period" at all and I want to laugh when I tell my students "don't forget your periods" (they keep using commas for periods) There is a film out of India doing a word play on periods, something like: A life sentence. Period.
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 6/8/2019 7:43:00 PM
MANY young women would like to forget their "period"s! If men suffered a monthly "curse", Trump would really be erratic!
Date: 6/7/2019 3:02:00 PM
lol,:-) makes me smiles you call a full stop a period cos many women would be desperate to put a stop to them they are a bloody nuisance in more ways than one lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 6/8/2019 7:45:00 PM
"Time is of the essence" so "Full Stop" doesn't work any better than "period" or the "curse". My late wife liked a pop song from the 70s, "Only Women Bleed", which women understood although it didn't make them feel any better!
Date: 6/7/2019 2:53:00 PM
LOL ;D (tick, tick,tick...)
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 6/8/2019 7:45:00 PM
So many ticks and tocks before its laid to rest! Aloha! Rico