Perfect Pizza

Perfect Pizza Empty the kitchen of red wood trees and chairs Clear all phones and children from the room Build a giant cooking space right there The area must be six times larger than the one before Place a big wooden table in the center When construction’s done the fun begins Buy an oven ten feet wide and then you start Roll the mammoth dough until it’s thin And six feet in circumference Pour 2 gallons of fresh tomato sauce all over Use a little basil for some flavor Bake it until its crisp and let it cool I like to add my naked wife as a topping Make sure she showers first Don’t want no dirty pie I Place mozzarella and olive oil gently about her And sprinkle Parmesan all over sweetie pie Trying not to get any in her hair or eyes Then roll the pizza around her like a blanket Start at the edges first and eat it slow When finished or satisfied Lay back and have a coke Save a slice for later Smile and love that pizza pie