Pen Is Enlargement
Ok girls there is something I need to know
Is pen-is enlargement the new way to go?
I am confused and bewildered I must admit
By all the emails offering me it.
Am I missing something, well I obviously am
But shouldn’t these emails be directed at a man
Now last time I looked I did not posses one of these
Well not on my person but my husband is pleased.
Am I missing something-is this a new fashion?
Do I have to have one to increase my passion?
Not only one but I can get it enlarged
Should I order one now and then get it charged?
What would I do with the enlargement I buy?
I really am puzzled even though I do try
I am even offered ways to spread out the payment
And is there a man attached to this aggrandisement?
I am not sure girls is this something for me
Do you get these emails offered while drinking your tea?
I would like some advice from those in the know
But keep it clean please if it’s the new way to go.
Have to seperate pen-is for the censor
A bit of light hearted fun but I get them all the time….
Copyright © Mandy Tams The Golden Girl | Year Posted 2012
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