Pen Is Enlargement

Ok girls there is something I need to know Is pen-is enlargement the new way to go? I am confused and bewildered I must admit By all the emails offering me it. Am I missing something, well I obviously am But shouldn’t these emails be directed at a man Now last time I looked I did not posses one of these Well not on my person but my husband is pleased. Am I missing something-is this a new fashion? Do I have to have one to increase my passion? Not only one but I can get it enlarged Should I order one now and then get it charged? What would I do with the enlargement I buy? I really am puzzled even though I do try I am even offered ways to spread out the payment And is there a man attached to this aggrandisement? I am not sure girls is this something for me Do you get these emails offered while drinking your tea? I would like some advice from those in the know But keep it clean please if it’s the new way to go.
Have to seperate pen-is for the censor A bit of light hearted fun but I get them all the time….

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 10/31/2012 5:57:00 AM
don't think i can expand on any of the comments here....
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Date: 4/9/2012 8:48:00 AM
This really made me laugh, Mandy :D! A very fun read and very valid questions you ask here! Yup these spam emails sure can be crazy, huh? Just imagine that, if we women all bought into this. A proliferation of big pens, lol o_O--such a scary thought! Also thank you for passing by my poems-- congrats on all your wins and hugs :D
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Date: 4/6/2012 6:18:00 PM
I'm sure if you think or you care, their are pen-is's galour everywhere/There are some in the store and more in the drawers and even some in underwear/ So my darling please simply take care, to keep it down or the others will stare, they might even take note that they're floating 'the boat' and really give mama a scare!
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Date: 4/6/2012 6:28:00 PM
Love it Debbie glad you enjoyed it, I will keep a look out xx
Date: 4/6/2012 3:35:00 PM
this is very funny! i like the way you separated the word for the censors, too. nice one!
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Date: 4/6/2012 6:45:00 PM
Its strange that they censor correct anatomical words but I am happy that they do.
Date: 4/6/2012 1:52:00 PM
Thank you for making me laugh today. This is great. And yes, I do get these offers, too. Do not need it.
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Date: 4/6/2012 6:46:00 PM
Happy to hear that Joann xx
Date: 4/6/2012 1:48:00 PM
LMBO!!! ~GG~!!! oh my goodness! I must say, inbetween the laughter, I have not received such an ad...lol...this is sooo funny!!! Thank you for sharing the humour with us...what wonderful medicine...big huggsss,love deb LOL...
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Date: 4/6/2012 6:47:00 PM
Happy to oblige I am so happy you enjoyed it xx
Date: 4/6/2012 12:39:00 PM
Ha!Ha!Ha! Mandy this is just too funny. I get these every now and then. Perhaps they think if they send these ads to women, we'll pressure our men into buying it? Crazy, crazy, crazy! Enjoyed your fun write. Love, KIm
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Date: 4/6/2012 1:01:00 PM
Glad you enjoyed it and glad i did not offend thanks Kim xx
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