Pelosi Vs Trump-Round Two
Dazed and confused and buzzing hard
The aging duo now sorts their cards
They take a rest and search for air
Joe jumps on Nancy and sniffs her hair
A new concoction to fan the flame
Warm Pabst Blue Ribbon will bring Trump fame
He bongs a six pack and swings his sword
I don’t think Nancy can take much more
She digs down deep with a Schlitz big mouth
It’s tangy, refreshing and very stout
Her secret weapon does not faze Trump
He dons a mask and blows some chunks
Here comes one more, to this battle round deuce
It’s Snoop Doggy Dog with his gin and juice.
He just smoked a bowl and ate some beans and cheese
This one’s over folks, with just one sneeze
Scheduled for five but fell a bit short
Snoop Dog cuts cheese with full report.
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