Peer Pressure

Two boys dared me to do the same After peeing on a playground swing When I was caught I said right away It was a peer pressure sort of thing Later little Mary Lou Henton Sat down on it with a splat Somewhat upset she ran away And no one knew where she was at The cops sent out some bloodhounds They found her under a garage shelf Truth be known, as bad as it was I could have followed the scent myself She got over the awful stigma I got a restraining order that day IF I'm close to a playground swing I have to zip up and walk away