Peanut Butter Is Better

Yes, you certainly did read that right.

Peanut butter is better then bitter books because....
bitter books don't go well with your favorite jelly.
And that's just the plain truth. In a nutshell if I may.

It's simple really. If you can imagine smearing your
favorite butter be it crunchy chunky or even creamy
all over the most bitter book rather than lavishly atop
your favorite jam well then I think you can imagine
just what I mean. The pulp would stink.

And what else could be worse? So hear me versed
if you ever want to make a bitter book better than
rather slather your fave butter into it save for
the real jam and use something else, like... well ...

I don't know what would be good with bitter books
but... having said that I'll also add save your nuts
for the fruitcake anyway.






... pause ...
:)~ AND laugh...
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009


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Date: 6/2/2009 9:14:00 PM
Funny and a great write!
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Date: 5/31/2009 10:07:00 AM
So fun.....reading your stuff....my witty soup-mate!!
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Date: 5/31/2009 8:19:00 AM
Thanks Denis! I never 'thought' on those lines that way... thank you! It might be better yes, if I remove them. Many hugs and thank you for taking the time to read. I will be reading you also!
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Date: 5/31/2009 8:17:00 AM
This is great. A lovely piece of absurdism that has a logic. I wouldn't have those opening and closing lines they read too much as an instruction to the reader. I think the poem stands alone. Just have some trust in the reader.
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Date: 5/31/2009 7:55:00 AM
I'm not that big on coffee but I'll have a cup with you and one of your pb&j delights..!
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Date: 5/30/2009 1:31:00 PM
Made me smile....Great poem Izzy -Jessica
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Date: 5/30/2009 9:00:00 AM
aww a sweet little poem I used to love the smooth peanut butter on bread but some how now I have ana llergy to nuts, dont knoww hy I was fine when I was little but once I had my children my body just can not take nuts any more, God bless you from diane
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