Earl Schumacker Poet Verse

Pc Prayer To God

PC Prayer To God

I thank you God every day for creating me
Dear God Keep me safe from Satan's snares
And from pregnancies and abortions
And curlers of course and periods too
I ask the Virgin Mother of Jesus
To pray for me as well
For not having a name like Mary
Or anything girly like that
And to keep me well
And politically correct too
Most importantly though
Thank you God for not making me a woman
Not that there's anything wrong with that
                    Amen

Your humble servant…. Jack

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EBIS Tales January 31, 2016 at 7:34 PM Lol... Earl Schumacker January 31, 2016 at 9:09 PM Hi Esther, Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it and found some humor in it. Take care. Earl

Jan Allison January 31, 2016 at 6:51 AM Made me laugh out loud -from personal experience ... there is nothing wrong in being a woman lol I'll say AMEN to that:-) hugs jan xx