Part-Time-OG-Dog Training-Pimp
Written By: D. Collins 10/3/24
Drop your pup off somewhere around eight.
By the time you get off, they'll sit, stay, and lay.
Come out to my office, out there on the beach.
"Sunbrellas" all around connected to a puppy leash.
A Part-Time-OG-Dog Training-Pimp.
Is my part-time job in my retirement.
Blending with people and just being myself.
Soaking up the sun, while doing nothing else.
From eight in the morning until the sun goes down.
I deliver results to ladies training their hound.
All are welcome, including discretionary nymphs.
I offer discounts 'cause I'm a dog training pimp.
I even have options to obtain a refresher course.
It applies to clients near the beach, or way up north.
A fully trained pup is what I can undoubtedly provide.
And ensure their female owner is truly satisfied.
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