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Paparazzi

Jude's
                          no prude, but
                  photo'd nude whilst
                               viewed by
                     some crude
                      multi-hued
                           tattooed
                               dude
                               who'd then
                      distributed
                          his lewd pics of her,
                         her mood
                               'blued.' 

                                Brood she
                        did.  Glued to home
                         she stewed, 
                            eschewed
                                food                       
                         and rued that
                   he'd construed for joy 
                          to elude her.  

                 Her ire accrued and,
                             imbued with fire,
                          she clued him in
                     as she sued him:  "You
                   had to intrude! 
                          You too'd
                             exude rage
                         if I'd brewed this 
                       and a feud
                            ensued."             
                              
             Then with a rude
                              allude
                      to the brood his
                     not so shrewd               
                mother'd 'zoo'd,' she
                               'shoe'd' him
                where he poo'd.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 9/9/2011 5:14:00 PM
John, just hilarious, read it 3 times to catch all thwit and I truly enjoyed. I love your visits too. Thanks
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Date: 9/6/2011 9:27:00 PM
hahaha, What a fun way to do monorhyme. Quite entertaining, my friend!
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Date: 9/6/2011 1:34:00 PM
I really like the way this is constructed john. tony
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