Paparazzi

Jude's no prude, but photo'd nude whilst viewed by some crude multi-hued tattooed dude who'd then distributed his lewd pics of her, her mood 'blued.' Brood she did. Glued to home she stewed, eschewed food and rued that he'd construed for joy to elude her. Her ire accrued and, imbued with fire, she clued him in as she sued him: "You had to intrude! You too'd exude rage if I'd brewed this and a feud ensued." Then with a rude allude to the brood his not so shrewd mother'd 'zoo'd,' she 'shoe'd' him where he poo'd.