Panic and Chaos English Style

Panic and Chaos English Style

Chaos looming on English shores
Panic sweeping through the land
Wailing cries - pubs run out of beer
Parliment for calm implores.

9-1-21
Contest: Your Best Four Line Light Verse No.2
Sponsor: L. Milton Hankins

On September 1, 2021 the Washington Post ran an article about pubs running out of beer due to the supply chain crisis.  For England this is truly a CRISIS!  Pray for beer - I think!
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Agustin Avatar
September 24, 2021 at 1:53 AM
Wow! Congrats! Thanks for sharing this, and the chuckle it creates. God bless you.
Kauffman Avatar
September 24, 2021 at 10:31 AM
Many thanks coming your way Beata. So glad this little ditty brought a :D to you. It was fun to create. Blessings, smiles and a toast to you dear friend!
Dietrich Avatar
September 23, 2021 at 3:29 PM
GOOD one. It would cause panic here too!! Congrats on the win
Kauffman Avatar
September 24, 2021 at 10:29 AM
Thank you my friend. Good point! What would all those people drink with pizza? Oktoberfests would be a flop! Apres ski just wouldn't be the same. Maybe the winemakers are behind this with a devious scheme - wink, wink! ;)". Blessings!
Cunningham Avatar
September 23, 2021 at 2:58 PM
Lol good one Sam, thankfully I'm well stocked with guinness so I won't be thirsty. Congrats on your win. Over Fork Over. Tom Hic
Kauffman Avatar
September 24, 2021 at 10:24 AM
Whew! That is a relief. Good planning! Raising a glass of relief! So glad you enjoyed this little bit of whimsical, though serious, fun. Enjoy one for me. Over Fork Over!
Canerdy Avatar
September 23, 2021 at 2:48 PM
What a crisis! LOL! Good one, Sam. CONGRATS on your win. Janice
Kauffman Avatar
September 24, 2021 at 10:20 AM
Hi Janice! Many thanks! I kept thinking about the slowly rising panic as the kegs started going dry! It seemed to me that the pub is as integral to English society as afternoon tea! Cheers! Blessings!
Poet Avatar
September 23, 2021 at 2:38 PM
Fantastic writing, Sam! Well done on your victory! There is no doubt that beer has had a major effect on the economy!
Kauffman Avatar
September 24, 2021 at 10:08 AM
Many thanks Lasaad! The pub is such an integral part of English life I am sure a case of panic and anxiety set in when supplies started running low! Blessings!
Radhakrishna Avatar
September 23, 2021 at 10:04 AM
great write Sam!! congrats on your win! Beer has made an important contribution to world economy!! If beer runs dry, the governments will collapse! For many centuries beer has kept the world economy going!! sad but true!!:)
Kauffman Avatar
September 24, 2021 at 10:17 AM
Thank you so much Krish! Can't imagine our world without beer, ale, stout or mead which goes back to 15,000 BC! Such a simple beverage of humble origins. You are so right when you say it has kept the world economy going - celebrated in Oktoberfests around the world! Skoal from a non beer drinker!
Alex Avatar
September 23, 2021 at 9:50 AM
Beautiful Writing! Congratulations!
Kauffman Avatar
September 23, 2021 at 9:55 AM
Thank you Chris! This article caught my eye. I thought it would be a fun poem. Cheers!
Buhagiar Avatar
September 2, 2021 at 2:17 AM
Crisis my foot. Let them drink tea :)
Kauffman Avatar
September 3, 2021 at 10:01 AM
:) I have some lovely Earl Grey, Lady Grey or English Breakfast they might be interested in - thanks for the laugh! I really needed it today! Blessings.
Daniel Avatar
September 2, 2021 at 1:33 AM
Funny that people think this as a crisis, Sam.. great topic to write upon:)
Kauffman Avatar
September 3, 2021 at 10:03 AM
Thanks so much Jo! I could just see all those pub-goers crying in their empty beer mugs. All the best to you. Blessings!
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