Pandemonium At the Office

Paperless files prepared by pathetic people for patients never properly prevail
After the scanning is situated it seems their salary is second hand, sadly sadistic!
Nurses nurture but stick needles in arms nine times like a rusty and nasty nail
Doctors must drink dill juice with breath like a stinky dried dying dinostystic!
Every minute he exhales all eight ethnic dinners, he eats while he’s enthralled
Mr. Moneybags may be macho, but the misses milked his money in the morning
On an obscure day the Viagra rep had an out pour of pills on old Mr. Oswald!
Nymphs so needy, but the naked image never made them nearly horny!
Intimidated Irene has improved yet her impulse to scream idioms is intriguing
Under the desk she unties her shoes singing “U Can’t Touch This” so unpleasing!
Mr. Moneybags makes a move like MC Hammer not knowing the musical meaning!


***NOT FOR CONTEST JUST FOR FUN*** Date Written: July 26, 2016
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Kent Avatar
July 26, 2016 at 6:20 PM
Had some fun with the read, worked in a hospital for ten years and know where your coming from.
Allison Avatar
July 26, 2016 at 2:13 PM
Love the humour Luloo shame its not for the contest but glad you were inspired to write:-) hugs jan xx
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