Paging Dr. Turtle

I woke up early this morning And then I let the dog outside Then I fixed myself some breakfast And I went out for a ride The sky was looking funny And the trees were pink not green There were elephants out jumping On giant trampolines The squirrels were playing poker And the dogs were driving cars Pickup trucks were flying And the cats were tending bars I thought I must be going crazy For sure I am going mad Then I saw this little turtle And he looked so very sad So I asked the little guy What is bothering you today? He said it’s the other turtles They say I am too small to play So I looked across the street In an empty lot they stood Turtles playing baseball And wow they sure were good So I got back in my car And I slowly drove away When I looked back in my mirror I heard that turtle say 200 mg of Thorazine nurse