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Paddy In Green

There was a man named Paddy Maclean
Who resembled a fat runner bean.
With his mates he got drunk
Then brought up...and he stunk
Like a skunk who was dressed all in green.


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Contest: Anything Green 
Sponsor: Skat A
Placed 3rd

Copyright © Paul Callus | Year Posted 2016

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April 18, 2016 at 9:46 PM

Dear Paul OMG, ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS ONE, love this irish kitty cat, and the funny piece that goes with him, a purr-fect kitty match lol, take care and glad you enjoyed my newest postings so much my friend, thanks for the words of praise and courage to face what is coming up, I appreciate it very much, take care of yourself, and have a great week coming up, cheri d.

April 19, 2016 at 4:28 PM

I'm pleased to find you here in high spirits, Cherl:) Thank you for the pleasant feedback. Keeping you in my thoughts...take care, my dear friend. ~ paul

Poet Destroyer A

April 16, 2016 at 11:10 PM

Paul, Congrats on your Green Limerick win.... LINDA

April 17, 2016 at 3:49 PM

Thank you Linda:) Hope you've been having a lovely weekend:) ~ All the best....paul

April 14, 2016 at 12:05 PM

Congrats on your win Paul

April 15, 2016 at 1:28 PM

Thank you, Joseph! All the best. // paul

Rizwana Bhurani

April 13, 2016 at 7:57 PM

Congrats, sense of humour with knack....he he....hilarious........best wishes

April 15, 2016 at 1:19 PM

Thank you for a sweet and delightful reaction, Rizwana:) Thank you! Have a nice day! ~ Regards // paul

Andrea Dietrich

April 13, 2016 at 4:12 PM

haha. way to go. Thanks for letting me know about your placement as well. BIG congrats.

April 15, 2016 at 1:13 PM

Glad you enjoyed, Andrea:) ~ Have a lovely weekend! // paul

April 13, 2016 at 3:51 PM

Paul, Congratulations on your awesome win. **SKAT**

April 15, 2016 at 1:04 PM

Thank you, Skat. Hope you're keeping well:) / paul

April 10, 2016 at 8:26 PM

G'day Paul ... I got a real chuckle with your limerick Paul - thank you - Lindsay

April 11, 2016 at 9:58 AM

Thank you Lindsay...I just had a couple of laughs reading your posts! Regards // paul

Connie Marcum Wong

April 10, 2016 at 4:44 AM

This entry ought to make SKAT smile Paul. It made me smile! GL ; )

April 11, 2016 at 10:18 AM

Thank you Connie:) Glad you enjoyed it! Regards // paul

April 8, 2016 at 2:04 AM

Look what I'm reading here. A nicely written limerick. GL

April 8, 2016 at 1:40 PM

Glad you found it to your liking, Moon Flower! Thank you:) ~ Regards // paul

Charmaine Chircop

April 7, 2016 at 2:45 PM

: )Lol!!! A good funny limerick.

April 7, 2016 at 4:27 PM

Thank you for reading and enjoying, Charm:) Regards // paul

April 7, 2016 at 1:48 PM

Sounds like a right Paddy to me Paul.

April 7, 2016 at 4:26 PM

You would know a Paddy, Jean! Thank you:) Regards // paul

April 6, 2016 at 11:36 AM

Wow! What a beautiful image you have painted with total green color. You have done a great magic here. Best of luck my lovely friend. Loved always, bl

April 6, 2016 at 3:10 PM

Thank you BL:) Limericks serve us well when we need to spice up our lives with some humour! ~ All the best // paul

April 5, 2016 at 12:51 AM

Now that was a turn around ... hope it washes out! Amusing patty's day poem, Paul. I wonder why it is I keep seeing the word "bean" in a limerick? Maybe because it rhymes with green?

April 5, 2016 at 7:56 AM

If there is something that I can't stand it's people getting drunk to such an extent that they get sick (apart from losing control of their tongue!) Glad you liked my Paddy:) I reckon that the bean came to mind to rhyme with green! ~ Regards // paul

Anne-Lise Andresen

April 4, 2016 at 2:40 PM

- Fun to read this ... thanks, Paul :)))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

April 4, 2016 at 4:17 PM

Thank you for reading and enjoying, Anne Lise! ~ All the best....hugs:) ~ paul

April 4, 2016 at 12:17 PM

Yep, I've brought up that green stuff, sure 'n b'gory. Got a kick outa this one. Love, daver

April 4, 2016 at 4:08 PM

So pleased that you enjoyed this green limerick, Dave:) ~ All the best for the week ahead, my friend! // paul

April 4, 2016 at 12:09 PM

eeew, LOL. Love it

April 4, 2016 at 4:00 PM

Pleased to have you stopping by, Jack! Thank you for reading and liking:) ~ Best regards // paul

Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty

April 4, 2016 at 7:25 AM

funny skunk not so despicable to me...drunk skunk... haha...to be sure must smell the rear.Love.

April 4, 2016 at 3:52 PM

A skunk smells even without getting drunk, Rajat:) Thank you for a pleasant visit:) Regards // paul

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

April 4, 2016 at 3:32 AM

Wonderful .. witty one Paul... best wishes

April 4, 2016 at 3:50 PM

Thank you, Upma; always pleased with your positive visits:) // paul

April 3, 2016 at 9:54 PM

lol...nice one Paul...

April 4, 2016 at 3:38 PM

Thank you Joseph:) ~ Regards // paul

April 3, 2016 at 4:20 PM

phew, I have met some men like that before. good lim Paul :)

April 3, 2016 at 4:38 PM

Thank you Cas! Always a pleasure to have you stopping by:) Regards // paul

April 3, 2016 at 4:00 PM

ha ha ha I think this may have been very apt on St Paddy's Day Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

April 3, 2016 at 4:25 PM

I'm surprised its not full yet Paul limericks are usually quite a simple form to write:-) hugs jan xx

April 3, 2016 at 4:12 PM

Jan, St Paddy's Day was when this contest was launched, but it has taken a long time to fill up; in fact I've had this limerick ready for posting for some weeks now. Glad it elicited a laugh. hugs // paul

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