Pacu

PACU Have you heard about the Pacu A South American fish With molars like a human With which they like to squish Tree nuts in the water When they find this tasty dish But lately local swimmers While swimming in the buff Have encountered this same Pacu With their tree nut looking stuff And I’m told that once encountered Once encountered is enough So if swimming in the river In just your birthday suit You’d best avoid the tree line Where you see its floating fruit Or you risk the bite of Pacu You can bet your sweet patoot Uncle Mike