Pa Goose's Bedtime Stories - 2

Jack and Jill sped to the pub to fetch a pail of ale,
To quench papa's unquenchable thirst without fail!
Alas, they tripped spilling the bucket of brew in the gutter!
"What am I to do without my daily tot?", papa was heard to mutter.


Rub-A-Dub-Dub, three politicians soaked in a jacuzzi,
Each sippin' a Manhattan, all feelin' quite boozy!
The republican said, "Ah, this is the life for me!"
The democrats said, "Yes, this once we will agree!"


Jack you'd best be agile - Jack you'd best be fleet!
Jumpin' over that candlestick could scorch yer feet!
And so as not to singe your rump,
'Tis best that you make one humongous jump!
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Proxenos Avatar
July 5, 2019 at 1:12 PM
LOL Bob, Adore these kind of writes - just so relaxing and fun. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
Laurie Avatar
June 27, 2019 at 8:42 PM
G'day Bob … good to read a few more of your variations. There's a lot of truth in your rhymes Bob - Lindsay
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June 28, 2019 at 11:28 AM
G'day, Sir - glad you stopped by to read more of my nonsense. Press on! - Bob H
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