Jack Horne Poet Limerick

Overcharged: Getting Away With Murder - Murderous Thoughts

I decided he had to die,
So held on and swung from his tie.
But the blooming tie ripped,
And my victim just flipped:
I’m banned from his shop; don’t know why…

Jack Horne for Susan's contest

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Tony Lane October 29, 2011 at 2:58 PM Way to go Jack. Tony

Debbie Guzzi October 28, 2011 at 2:57 PM LOL...no no no! do not strangle sentient beings!! Congrad's Light & Love

Black Eyed Susan October 26, 2011 at 6:30 PM Congratulations on your win in my contest! great visual and funny too :)

Carol Sunshine Brown October 26, 2011 at 6:04 AM Congratulations on your win in Susan's "Getting Away with Murder" contest Jack. Love, Carol

Andrea Dietrich October 24, 2011 at 11:57 PM This one sure deserved a win. Congratulations, Jack!

Linda-Marie Sweetheart October 24, 2011 at 9:16 PM Congrats Jack on a fantastic win with this awesome write my friend.. always a pleasure to read your words...

Kyle Kriticos October 8, 2011 at 6:56 AM Omg that is is ridiculously funny !

Lee Ramage October 8, 2011 at 2:57 AM Great poem Jack as usual. Well done and good luck in the contest, it will do well. Lee

Natalie The Rogue Rhymer October 7, 2011 at 9:04 PM Jack-very creative-Much luck to you in the contest :)

Tony Lane October 7, 2011 at 7:39 PM Was it a cheap tie shop? Tony

Andrea Dietrich October 7, 2011 at 7:38 PM hahaha. I LOVE This and hope Susan does too!

Russell Sivey October 7, 2011 at 6:08 PM You have two clever Limericks one right after the other! I laughed at this one, quite funny it is! You sure have a talent for humor! Awesome work!!

Doris Culverhouse October 7, 2011 at 4:53 PM Funny one....I can see the swing and kerploop!! so funny! must have been a clip on tie!