out uv no'wear

.
               az thuh burst uv 
                    fridge light 
                         privy
          edvard'z         kitchen
                         pitch
                hern          beam'd
                       visage
                     gleefully
                    mind yuh
             find'n            naykid
                      edvard
                5 in thuh a.m.
                       'lone
             who'duh thunk'it
                     likewise
          amber             morn'nin
                     deliver'n
                        eggz
          in thuh pellucid frock 
                                      boon
                        
                                          ")  




*warning: this is only mine 3rd
 "royal dip"...they've all taken me
  over 3hourz tuh complete (each!)     {this one 4plus; timeout make'n noah'z 
  yet, they're fun az all tuh think             breakfast likewise hiz lunch for werk}  (he luvz hiz pops ')
  up...such thuh edification yet..   <]:)
*by-thuh-by; 'bout this "royal dip",
 'tiz how it be when yuh live in 
 an appalachian zone (village '),           
 my deepest apologiez president 
 trump; i'm king in them thar hillz...much love ")
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